ROXY MUSIC'S S/T & THE BR/Y/I/ANS

ROXY MUSIC'S S/T & THE BR/Y/I/ANS

Sleepy, magical smooth boys do some drugs and pretend the faery realm in Midsummer's Night Dream has opened up in the prep school courtyard and there are beautiful nymphettes in blue jeans and mermaid smoky eyes frolicking in the midnight moonlight. What to accompany these well-bred but artistically inclined adolescent imaginations but a seventies British rock band with...

WHAT'S YOUR VULTURE IDENTITY?

WHAT'S YOUR VULTURE IDENTITY?

Don't look now. The Intellectual Nobility, the Sweet Shy Guy, the Cosmic Cutie, the Rock n Roll Cowboy, All-Them, are staring at so-and-so's tits, (round balls of fat, so mesmerizing!). Not one of them can honestly say that body parts aren’t some prominent equation in a stark heat ridden room. They who are hiding their ravenous eyes behind...

JOHN CARPENTER'S ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK SOUNDTRACK

JOHN CARPENTER'S ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK SOUNDTRACK

It's 1997 and it's the future, except the future is the past, and in the future-past the President's Airforce One has crashed into Manhattan, which is now(then) a large prison via anarchist unit (Freetown Christiania/Desperate Living's Mortville w/o the lipstick and sequins). Kurt Russell plays Snake Plissken, the hardest ex-prisoner ever, and the govt. gets this dangerous dude to go...

CINDERELLA STORY: PRETTY IN PINK'S TEEN HEARTACHE

CINDERELLA STORY: PRETTY IN PINK'S TEEN HEARTACHE

John Hughes is a huge reason the "teen" genre exists. Sure, before Sixteen Candles and The Breakfast Club (both 1984), the 1960's had Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello beach party flicks complete with Dick Dale surf tunes and bouts of jealousy scored up through dance contests in the sand. The '70s revived '50s culture via the Fonz and American Graffiti and it's safe to say that the...